How to Deal with the Men Who Keep Saying, "Animal is an amazing movie."

 


Me dealing with Animal movie lovers - Harry Potter also same problem, dis sapter? Read on.

I discuss the movie Animal with like-minded friends. However, the exchange is often infiltrated by those claiming Animal is one of the best movies ever made.

I know that it's useless to elucidate them with points like "toxic masculinity," "misogyny," and "glorification of violence.

For a fact, Gen Z men dislike feminism more than Baby boomers thanks to people like Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Sneako. 

Realizing that I can't use logos, pathos, and ethos for a healthy argument with the men who keep saying that Animal is a good movie under my reviews of the garbage, I will simply ask them these questions:

1. Were you a Peeping Tom? For you know which hand your dad uses to hold his cuckoo bird when peeing.

2. Speaking of you dad's pee pee, which hand does your dad use to hold his ding dong when urinating. Which hand does he use to wash his butt after defecating?

3. Are your underwear handmade?

4. Do you borrow underwear from random men and think it's such a manly thing to do?

5. Do you complain about detergent?

6. Do you have body hair fetish? 

7. Do you have pubic hair fetish?

8. Did your crush agree to marry you when you used the "You have a big pelvis. You can accommodate healthy babies," pickup line?

9. Do you walk around naked at home after a body transformation and your dad has to come to cover your pee pee while your cousins celebrate?

10. Do you comfort your wife/apologize to her after a fight or do you fire a shotgun, hold her feet, and then ask her to have sex with you?

If these people struggle to answer any of these questions, it only means one thing. They know that Animal is a ludicrous movie, but they've ingested so much red pill content, they can't think straight.

Animal brings out the Animal in you.

This statement reminds me of Pluto with an angel and devil consciousness.


No animal behaves like Ranvijay - not even the devil. In fact, if an animal could understand the movie, it will slap Sandeep Reddy Vanga.

It would have been apt if the movie was named "Demented Male Human."


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